Saturday, May 8, 2010

Venture Brothers People: Make This ASAP

Wings would be flat on the back. I know they wouldn't be to scale but I wanted the hoodie to be functional so we could wear it EVERYWHERE. I mean, the goal isn't to confound, is it? NOOO! the goal is to spread terror and fear into the hearts of an unsuspecting populace with the knowledge that, at any moment, THE MONARCH WILL STRIKE!! For too long, movies like Kick-Ass, Unbreakable and Harvey have reinforced the fact that our imagination will one day grant us super powers, with which we will run into the streets with our jacked up 7 foot invisible rabbit sidekick and fight the sinister scofflaws of suburbia...but what of the SUPER VILLIAN?! With this hoodie, we say NO MORE!! No more..pretending to be goodie two shoes!! No more watching Gilmore girls and waiting anxiously for them to make out. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!! Today, we will be BAD BAD MOTORSCOOTERS!!

" Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. "
- Dark Helmet

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